Behold the Sexy Jeff Goldblum JURASSIC PARK Funko You’ve Always Wanted

You have to hand it to Funko. They know their memes. The figure above is officially called “Wounded Dr. Ian Malcolm,” but you barely notice his injury thanks to the super-distracting…eyes. (You thought we’d say chest. That too.) In all the years that Hasbro made toys, they never gave us bare-chested Jeff Goldblum, and that […]